Tuesday, 8 February 2022

The Language of Food by Annabel Abbs BLOG TOUR #TheLanguageOfFood @annabelabbs @RandomTTours @simonschusterUK #Win #Prize #Giveaway

 


England 1835. Eliza Acton is a poet who dreams of seeing her words in print. But when she takes her new manuscript to a publisher, she’s told that ‘poetry is not the business of a lady’. Instead, they want her to write a cookery book. That’s what readers really want from women. England is awash with exciting new ingredients, from spices to exotic fruits. But no one knows how to use them

 Eliza leaves the offices appalled. But when her father is forced to flee the country for bankruptcy, she has no choice but to consider the proposal. Never having cooked before, she is determined to learn and to discover, if she can, the poetry in recipe writing. To assist her, she hires seventeen-year-old Ann Kirby, the impoverished daughter of a war-crippled father and a mother with dementia. 

 Over the course of ten years, Eliza and Ann developed an unusual friendship – one that crossed social classes and divides – and, together, they broke the mould of traditional cookbooks and changed the course of cookery writing forever. 


The Language of Food by Annabel Abbs  was published in hardback on 3 February 2022 by Simon & Schuster.

As part of this #RandomThingsTours Blog Tour, I am delighted to share a short extract from the book with you. I also have one beautiful hardback copy to give away.  
Entry is simple, just fill out the competition widget in the blog post. UK entries only please

GOOD LUCK! 


Extract from The Language of Food by Annabel Abbs

Prologue

1861 Greenwich, London

Ann

Before Mr Whitmarsh leaves for work, he does something quite out of character. He gives me a gift. Wrapped snug in brown paper. No ribbon, just string. But a gift all the same.

‘This is for you, my Ann,’ he says, even as his rheumy eyes are on his pocket watch. He likes to call me ‘his Ann’, although I think ‘Mrs Kirby’ would be more appropriate for a servant of my age and experience. I do more than serve, of course. Like keeping his bed warm at night and braiding the sleek hair of his motherless daughters.

As soon as the lift and press of his leather soles on the marble floor is gone, I prod curiously at the package. I know it’s a book. I can tell by the shape and heft of it. I untie the string and pull at the paper, my mind racing and dancing. As if someone has climbed inside my head with an egg whisk and turned my brain to a fine froth.

Will it be a volume of poetry? Or a novel? Or a book of maps? And why has he bought me a gift anyway? The paper falls in clumsy shreds to the floor. Not like me to be so ... I pause and search for the word. Exuberant. I smile, knowing exactly who taught me the word exuberant.

Mr Whitmarsh knows I like reading for he has caught me at it. Red-handed. First, he caught me in his library examining his map collection. Then he caught me at the stove, deep in a poetry book. And after that he found me with my nose in a novel when I should have been waxing the floorboards to a shine. But isn’t that why he took me so readily to his bed? And why he calls me, with such affection, his Ann?

A little twitch flirts at the corners of my mouth. But then the twitch sets fast. And the whisking in my head stops. For all the wrapping paper is off now, lying round my feet in scraps and rags. The book is a colossal tome that’s neither poetry nor novel. Nor is it a book of maps. I turn it over, sniff its calfskin bindings, feel its leather spine as smooth as skin. Then I run the tips of my fingers over its cover, over the raised gilding of its title. Mrs Beeton’s Book of Household Management.

Why would I want such a book as this? Disappointment rushes through me, making my fingers slip so that pages turn, crackle, crumple. And words flicker and spin before my eyes ... knuckle of veal with rice ... tartar mustard ... turnips in white sauce . . . gooseberry pudding . . . A snorting gasping sound, most inelegant, escapes from my mouth. Mr Whitmarsh has bought me a book of recipes! The man is more of a buffoon than I thought.

My fingers move less hastily, my gaze slows and lingers. Until I am stock-still and reading – word for word – a recipefor crimped salmon with caper sauce. A most peculiar sensation passes over me. My mind, which a few minutes ago was whisked to a foaming peak, goes very small and tight and still. Like a hazelnut.

Every word, every ingredient, is uncannily familiar. I turn the page. And read. And turn another page. And then another. Slowly it dawns on me. These recipes are mine. And hers too, of course. I recognise them because I cooked them. Because I wrote down my observations of them on a slate. With a stub of chalk. Day after day. Year after year.

Our recipes have been plundered, rearranged upon blank new pages, emptied of her elegant tilt and turn of phrase, her sly humour. The bones remain – cold graceless lists of instructions and ingredients – assigned now to a Mrs Beeton, whoever she may be. Yet they belong to me and to Miss Eliza, who is barely cold in her grave.

I read on, tasting each dish upon my tongue: sweet slippery leeks, new-born peas swirled in butter, meringue as fresh and light as snow. And gradually, recipe by recipe, I’m returned to the kitchen of Bordyke House. The air smoke-thick with roasting pigeons, frying onions, softly stewing plums. The sing of it all: the water pump cranking in the scullery, the logs spitting in the range, the jingle of pewters and the rattle of cutlery, the thump of a rolling pin, the endless bubble and simmer of the stockpot.

I push away Mr Whitmarsh’s book of stolen recipes, and slowly stoop, kneel, to pick the wrapping paper from the floor. That’s when I hear her. I recognise her tread – so neat and determined – upon the stone flags. She’s moving towards me, her skirts swishing round her ankles. Her voice, at once purposeful and gentle, calls out: Ann? Ann?

I know her next words off by heart: Today we shall be very busy, Ann. I wait. But there’s only silence. From outside I hear the faint notes of a dove, scraped thin by the wind. Then next door’s cockerel starts crowing with great gusto.

And I know what I must do. 



One hardback copy of The Language of Food by Annabel Abbs



Annabel Abbs is the rising star of biographical historical novels.

She grew up in Bristol, Sussex and Wales before studying English Literature at the University of East Anglia.
Her debut novel The Joyce Girl won the Impress Prize and was a Guardian Reader's Pick and her second novel Frieda: The Original Lady Chatterley was a Times 2018 Book of the Year.
She regularly appears on national and regional media, with recent appearances on Radio 4 Woman's Hour and Sky News, and is popular on the literary festival circuit.
She was longlisted for the Bath Novel Award, the Caledonia Novel Award and the Waverton GoodRead Award.

Annabel lives in London with her husband and four children.

Abbs’s third novel, The Language of Food, the story of Eliza Acton, Britain’s first domestic goddess, publishes in the UK in February 2022 and is currently being translated into 14 languages.


“When I inherited a collection of antiquarian cookery books I suspected a story might be lurking in one of them. Researching and writing the story of Britain’s first domestic goddess has been a wonderful culinary adventure.” – Annabel Abbs

www.annabelabbs.com

Twitter @annabelabbs

Instagram @annabelabbs

Author Page on Facebook





Monday, 7 February 2022

The Undiscovered Deaths of Grace McGill by C S Robertson BLOG TOUR @CraigRobertson_ @HodderBooks @Stevie_Coops #UndiscoveredDeathsofGraceMcGill #BookReview

 


DEATH IS NOT THE END. FOR GRACE McGILL IT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.

When people die alone and undiscovered, it's her job to clean up what's left behind - whether it's clutter, bodily remains or dark secrets.

When an old man lies undetected in his flat for months, it seems an unremarkable life and an unnoticed death. But Grace knows that everyone has a story and that all deaths mean something more.


The Undiscovered Deaths of Grace McGill by C S Robertson was published in hardback on 20 January 2022 by Hodder & Stoughton. My thanks to the publisher who sent my copy for review as part of this Blog Tour. 



I have the privilege of reading some outstanding crime fiction and this book is up there with the best. Some of our finest crime writers hail from Scotland and CS Robertson rightly takes a place amongst them. This is intelligent, compelling writing. It's a story that is chilling, disturbing and so very original. I read this in two days, it consumed me, the characters took me hostage and the plot totally thrilled me. 

Grace McGill is a woman in her mid-thirties, she lives in Glasgow in a sparsely furnished flat. Her only love is George, her cat who is a prickly character who shows her the affection that is lacking from anywhere else. Grace rarely interacts with people, she reluctantly visits her boorish, alcoholic father who lives nearby, but that is never a pleasure, it's a duty that she feels bound to do. 

Grace's biggest pride is her job. She cleans the homes of people who have died alone and lain undiscovered for weeks, sometimes months. For some, this would be a macabre, stomach churning task, but for Grace it is a matter of honour. A way for those people to be remembered, a way that she can ensure that they are honoured. Grace often takes mementos from these dwellings, hoping to pass them on to the relatives who didn't care whilst they were still living. 

Grace also creates miniature models called dioramas. Every spare moment is spent recreating the rooms in which strangers died. Almost shrine like, but beautifully detailed, a work of art. 

There have been two recent assignments that really bother Grace. She's found something at the scenes that convince her that the deaths are related, and suspicious. Grace is a determined character and begins to delve deeper into the backgrounds of the deceased. What she finds only brings trouble for her, she finds herself embroiled with people who would stop at nothing to silence her. Grace does not stop though and the tension increases with every page as the reader follows her on her journey. 

This is such an original premise for a crime novel. Grace is a masterfully created character who evokes every emotion possible from the reader. Sadness, pity, sometimes anger, her complexities are many and this author does an amazing job of bringing her to life. 

Glasgow itself is a character in its own right, along with the holiday resort of Bute. The author's intimate knowledge of the area adds such depth to this story.

It's as story that takes surprising, yet satisfying twists and turns along the way. Never failing to surprise and shock and always delivering a brilliant reading experience.

Just brilliant and highly recommended by me. 


A former journalist, C S Robertson had a 20-year career with a Scottish Sunday newspaper before
becoming a full-time author. He interviewed three Prime Ministers, reported on major stories including 9/11, Dunblane, the Omagh bombing and the disappearance of Madeleine McCann. He was pilloried on breakfast television, beat Oprah Winfrey to a major scoop, spent time on Death Row in the USA and dispensed polio drops in the backstreets of India.

His gritty crime novels are set on the mean streets of contemporary Glasgow. His first novel, Random, was shortlisted for the 2010 CWA New Blood Dagger, longlisted for the 2011 Crime Novel of the Year and was a Sunday Times bestseller. Murderabilia was longlisted for the 2017 Crime Novel of the Year and shortlisted for the McIlvanney Prize. The Photographer was longlisted for the McIlvanney Prize.

He now shares his time between Scotland and California and can usually be found on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic.

www.craigrobertsonbooks.co.uk

Instagram @craigr62








The City of Tears by Kate Mosse BLOG TOUR #TheCityOfTears @katemosse @RandomTTours @panmacmillan #Win #Tickets #TheTaxidermistsDaughter @ChichesterFT #Prize #Giveaway

 


May 1572: for ten violent years the Wars of Religion have raged across France. Neighbours have become enemies, countless lives have been lost, and the country has been torn apart over matters of religion, citizenship and sovereignty. But now a precarious peace is in the balance and a royal wedding has been negotiated. It is a marriage that could see France reunited at last.

An invitation has arrived for Minou Joubert and her family to attend this historic wedding in Paris in August. But what Minou does not know is that the Joubert family’s oldest enemy, Vidal, will also be there. Nor that, within days of the marriage, on the eve of the Feast Day of St Bartholomew, her family will be scattered to the four winds and one of her beloved children will have disappeared without trace . . 




The City of Tears by Kate Mosse was published in paperback on 31 December 2020 by Pan Macmillan. As part of this #RandomThingsTours Blog Tour, I am delighted to offer this very exciting prize to one reader. 


I have two tickets for the stage adaptation of The Taxidermist's Daughter by Kate Mosse at Chichester Festival Theatre in April this year. 

You can find out more about the play if you follow this link: The Taxidermist's Daughter at Chichester Festival Theatre

Dates available for the winner to pick from are: Friday 8, Saturday 9, Monday 11 or Tuesday 12 April, all at 7.30pm


There are no cash alternatives to this prize.  Prize does not include travel to and from the venue.



1912. In the isolated Blackthorn House on Sussex’s Fishbourne Marshes, Connie Gifford lives with her father. His Museum of Avian Taxidermy was once legendary, but since its closure Gifford has become a broken man, taking refuge in the bottle.

Robbed of her childhood memories by a mysterious accident, Connie is haunted by fitful glimpses of her past. A strange woman has been seen in the graveyard; and a few miles away, at Chichester’s Graylingwell Asylum, two female patients have, inexplicably, disappeared.

As a major storm hits the Sussex landscape, old wounds are about to be opened as one woman, intent on revenge, attempts to liberate another from the horrifying crimes of the past.

A story of retribution and justice, The Taxidermist’s Daughter is a thrilling Gothic mystery set in and around historic Chichester. This world premiere is written by Cicestrian Kate Mosse, based on her No 1 internationally best-selling novel.

Kate Mosse’s novels include The Languedoc Trilogy (Labyrinth, Sepulchre and Citadel), The Winter Ghosts and her new historical series, The Burning Chambers and The City of Tears; non-fiction includes An Extra Pair of Hands. She is Founder Director of the Women's Prize for Fiction, Founder of the global Woman in History campaign and Visiting Professor in Contemporary Fiction & Creative Writing at the University of Chichester.

Róisín McBrinn is currently Joint Artistic Director of Clean Break; elsewhere she has directed many productions for theatres including The Abbey and Gate Theatres (Dublin), West Yorkshire Playhouse, Sheffield Theatres, Donmar Warehouse, Bush Theatre and Sherman Theatre.


Two tickets to The Taxidermist's Daughter at Chichester Festival Theatre



Kate Mosse is a number one international bestselling novelist, playwright and non-fiction writer. 


The author of eight novels and short story collections – including the multimillion- selling Languedoc Trilogy (Labyrinth, Sepulchre and Citadel) and Gothic fiction The Winter Ghosts and The Taxidermist’s Daughter, which she has adapted for the stage – her books have been translated into thirty-eight languages and published in more than forty countries. 

She is the Founder Director of the Women’s Prize for Fiction and a regular interviewer for theatre & fiction events. 
Kate divides her time between Chichester in West Sussex and Carcassonne in south-west France.









Friday, 4 February 2022

My Heart Went Walking by Sally Hanan BLOG TOUR @inksnatcher @sallyhanan @HannahHargrave8 #MyHeartWentWalking #BookReview #Donegal

 


The only man she's ever loved is seeing her sister.

 And now they have to save her together.

Sally Hanan's sublime debut mixes the prose of Sue Monk Kidd with the dialogue of Maeve Binchy. With captivating warmth, she pulls us in to how it felt to live and love in Ireland's changing culture of the '80s, and how it often made a woman's decisions for her.

"I can't bear to keep walking. But you can't keep a secret in this town unless you leave with it."

Kept apart by their love for one man, two sisters embark on their own paths towards survival, love, and understanding, until all three finally meet again in the worst of circumstances. And the reality might break them all.

My Heart Went Walking is a heartbreakingly beautiful novel that sweeps from the small Irish town of Donegal to the "big smoke" of Dublin City; a book that celebrates the pull of family and the chance of redemption. It is a novel for everyone who feels connected to the Irish approach to life-that of grit and laughter-and also for everyone who loves an overriding message of hope and restoration in all things.



My Heart Went Walking by Sally Hanan is published in paperback on 5 February 2022 by Fire Drinkers Publishing. My thanks to Hannah Hargrave PR and the author who sent my copy for review, as part of this Blog Tour.



I was initially drawn to this book by the Donegal setting. My Mum is from a small town in County Donegal, Ireland and I spent every summer there when I was younger. Donegal will always be my spiritual home and I was eager to see how Sally Hanan portrayed the place and the people. 

What appears at first to be quite a simple tale about three young people soon turns into something much more complex, with the lead characters all having their own unique voices.

Sixteen-year-old Una flees the rural town of Donegal for the dark, more dangerous streets of Dublin. Una has found herself in a situation that she cannot deal with at home. Despite the 1980s setting, Ireland and the majority of the people still have old-fashioned and out dated views, more in keeping with the UK in the 60s really.  Una is a determined girl and despite having no plans for her future in Dublin she is quite resourceful.

Cullen is the love of Una's life. A steady, good natured boy who is distraught when she disappears. Cullen cannot believe what Una tells him about her condition, he's confused and dismayed and in love. 

Ellie is Una's sister. Left behind in Donegal, she, like Cullen is devastated by Una leaving town. At first Ellie's character is just that of Una's sister, but she soon develops and her character becomes a huge part of the story. 

This is not all doom and gloom though. Una is lucky in Dublin and comes across the kindness of strangers which is heart warming and a delight to read about. She has difficult decisions to make and the story didn't go where I expected it to by any means. 

Sally Hanan writes very well. I do think that this is a novel that could be enjoyed by both Young Adult readers as well as the Adult market. It's a slice of recent history and it's a wonderful depiction of Irish life, including the humour that so often helps this community to get through the tougher times. 

An author to watch for sure, and I'd be happy to read more from her, especially if she continues with the Irish settings.


Sally Hanan is an award-wining author who writes in multiple genres. She has a nursing degree from Dublin, Ireland, but these days she edits other people's books and is an occasional lay counselor and life coach.

Readers have described Sally’s writing as “inspiring,” “captivating,” “funny,” and “profound.” She is a 2021 Readers' Favorite gold medal winner for her nonfiction and has won numerous awards for her fiction and poetry in smaller writing competitions.

An Irish native, she lives near Austin, Texas, thanks to a fortuitous green card lottery—in a gorgeous 1930s home with her “hunk of burning love” husband and their spoiled-rotten doggie.


Twitter @inksnatcher







Thursday, 3 February 2022

Lord Seeks Wife by Heather Barnett BLOG TOUR #LordSeeksWife @WritesHeather @SerpentineBooks @RandomTTours #Prize #Win #Giveaway #Competition

 


Take 1,000 women, add one earl and whip into a media frenzy.

Reclusive academic Lord Noblet de Beeble doesn’t want to get married but his overbearing mother, Lady Caroline, is insisting he must. When he places an advert for a wife in the Situations Vacant section of his local newspaper, the national press pick up the story. A desperate Noblet calls on his handsome younger brother, Henry, to help him navigate the subsequent media frenzy.

 Among the hordes of hopeful candidates to descend on the village of Gently Rising is the beautiful and mysterious Mia Wild, who befriends local primary school teacher, Alice Brand. Alice has been looking for something to spice up her life, but getting embroiled in a very public wife-hunt wasn’t what she had in mind.

 In a summer packed with suspicious exes, snobbery, social climbers and sausage rolls, Gently Rising will bear witness to a public courtship like no other. But who will come out on top?


Lord Seeks Wife by Heather Barnett is published in paperback on 3 February 2022 by Serpentine Books. As part of this #RandomThingsTours Blog Tour I am delighted to offer one signed copy as a prize in this giveaway.

Entry is simple. Just fill out the competition widget in this post. UK entries only please.

GOOD LUCK! 




One signed copy of Lord Seeks Wife by Heather Barnett





Heather Barnett gained a degree in English and French from the University of Leeds and has written
ever since: from copywriting to stand-up comedy and sketches. She is now focusing on writing novels. Heather’s influences span Jane Austen and Douglas Adams at one end of the alphabet through to PG Wodehouse at the other.

Heather’s debut novel, Acts of Kindness, is an uplifting, light-hearted mystery. It was inspired by witnessing commuters helping a woman who’d fallen down the stairs at Paddington station; intermingled with wondering what was behind some grand stone gateposts that she used to drive past in Wiltshire.

Her second novel, Lord Seeks Wife, is a romantic comedy and will be published summer 2021.

Aside from writing, Heather's interests are classic literature, cats and comedy.

Heather is head of marketing at an agency near Oxford and lives by the river Kennet in Berkshire.

For more information on Heather and her books, please visit her website: www.heatherbarnettauthor.com or join the discussion on Twitter @WritesHeather.






Wednesday, 2 February 2022

One Bad Thing by MK Hill BLOG TOUR #OneBadThing @markhillwriter @AriesFiction #BookReview @soph_ransompr

 


Hannah Godley is an agony aunt on a London radio show Queen of Hearts. She's warm and empathetic; a good listener. Her catchphrase is: Be kind, always. But when a stranger phones in to tell a tragic story about her brother who killed himself after he was the victim of a terrible prank by two people, Hannah goes cold. Because she remembers Diane's brother well. In fact, all these years later, he still haunts her dreams. All because of that one bad thing she did when she was young...

Is Diane just a sad, lonely woman looking for a friend, or does she know what Hannah did, and is looking for revenge? Because as Diane insinuates herself into her life and family, Hannah is going to discover that you can never truly escape that One Bad Thing you did – sooner or later, you're going to have to pay the price...


One Bad Thing by M K Hill is published on 3 February 2022 in hardback by Aries Fiction. My thanks to the publisher who sent my copy for review as part of this Blog Tour 




Well!  What to say? What on earth to say?  I have no idea where to start on this review, I could just say BUY THIS BOOK .... READ THIS BOOK .... and disappear. I could, but I shouldn't, so here we go, let me try to explain just how incredibly good this story is, without spoiling the amazing plot. 

I've long been a fan of this author, his books never let me down. He can write series and he can write stand alone stories. This one is a stand alone, but I'd suggest you sit down to read it, and maybe not when you are alone! 

Hannah Godley is a fairly well-known agony aunt for a London radio station. She's just got her big break and is due to start to present a slot on a popular morning TV show. The story begins on Hannah's last day at the radio. As usual, she's taking calls from listeners and offering advice to them. Her motto is 'be kind, always'.

Diane calls the show and speaks about her dead brother. He took his own life a few years ago, he was never able to recover from an incident when he was younger, when two people did a very bad thing to him. Hannah's blood runs cold. She recognises the story ... she knows that she is responsible, but she is not sure if Diane knows that. 

Hannah knows that she did a bad thing and has spent the rest of her life trying to make up for it. She's kind and helps people. She's married to Sean and they have a small daughter Amber. On the whole, life is good. However, Hannah cannot get Diane's voice out of her head and tracks her down, she wants to see if Diane is about to tear her life apart. 

Diane is a strange, insular woman. She's overpowering and clingy and Hannah soon begins to regret ever having contacted her. Hannah's life becomes a series of not very nice events; from casual vandalism to attempts to harm her family. The only thing she can do is to track down Cameron, the guy who helped her to trick Diane's brother, all those years ago. 

Right. That's it. No more on the plot from me. I just can't.

I can tell you that this kept me awake at night. I had my suspicions about so many of the key players in this story, but these changed on a regular basis. The story never lets you go, just when you think it's safe to turn the page ...  BANG! .. you are dealt another blow and your head reels just a little bit more. 

It's clever, and thrilling and totally exhausting. The characters are, in the main, not in the least bit likeable. 

There is so much to discuss here. There's Hannah's early life, with her parents and sister and how those times shaped her behaviours. We can discuss stalking and psychopathy and how one person can create such evil purely through obsession. There's the manipulation of mental health and how a vulnerable person can be manipulated to do just exactly as they are told.  It's all there, in one great big marvellous dollop. 

Loved it. Loved it.  Highly recommended. Read it. Buy it. 


Mark Hill was a journalist and an award-winning music radio producer before becoming a full-time writer. 

The first novel in the Sasha Dawson series, The Bad Place, was described as 'everything a police procedural should be' by The Times, who also named it as their crime book of the month. 

He lives in London.

www.mkhill.uk

Twitter @markhillwriter

Instagram @markhillwriter







Tuesday, 1 February 2022

Chewing The Fat by Jay Rayner @jayrayner1 @GuardianBooks @FaberBooks #ChewingTheFat #BookReview

 


Why are gravy stains on your shirt at the dinner table to be admired?

Does bacon improve everything?

And is gin really the devil’s work?

In this rollicking collection of his hilarious columns, the award-winning writer and Observer restaurant critic Jay Rayner answers these vital questions and many, many more. They are glorious dispatches, seasoned in equal measure with both enthusiasm and bile, from decades at the very frontline of eating.

‘Deliciousness served up in book form.’ Philippa Perry

‘Wonderfully funny, foodie and perfectly short.’ Tom Kerridge


Chewing The Fat : Tasting Notes from a Greedy Life by Jay Rayner was published in September 2021 in paperback by Guardian Faber Publishing. I bought my copy from Waterstone's. 

I am a huge Jay Rayner fan. I've read and reviewed his previous two books here on Random Things; Wasted Calories and Ruined Nights (January 2019) and My Last Supper (August 2020).


This is slim volume but it had me laughing uncontrollably in places. It is a collection of Jay Rayner's columns from The Observer, all gathered together in one huge dollop. It's like the best bacon sandwich followed by an enormous cup of Yorkshire Tea!

There are many things that Rayner likes; he likes food, especially if it has anything to do with pig, he likes eating out, he likes cooking at home.  There's also a wealth of things that he doesn't like and it is his wry and hilarious observations about these that I enjoy the most. I would like nothing more than to have a night out with this guy. We agree on (almost) everything and if had a quarter of his wit and sarcasm, I would be a happy woman! 

The restaurants who just GET. IT. WRONG. Those establishment who think they are being oh so clever, and out there and a little bit edgy, but in fact, all they are doing are making themselves look like utter fools. Us customers do like a bit of magic, but the food has to taste good. It is the FOOD we are paying for, it's the FOOD that we've looked forward to all day. We don't want chips in a small wheelbarrow, or gravy poured from a lightbulb.  We want crispy chips, with a soft middle - served on a plate and we want a jug of meaty gravy that we can pour over our meal.  Thanks

I love Rayner's Christmas issues. I love the idea of him locking himself into the kitchen and doing it properly, with no 'helpful' relations trying to interfere. Let him get on with it, let us all get on with it. Please.

There is no better food critic than Rayner (I do love Grace Dent, but I'm afraid she has to sit in this guy's shadow). I love his books, they make me happy and they make me laugh and they make me feel better about my own rants about how food is sometimes offered up to us.

Highly recommended



Jay Rayner is an award-winning writer, journalist and broadcaster with a fine collection of shirts.

He has written on everything from crime and politics, through cinema and theatre to the visual arts, but is best known as the restaurant critic for the Observer. 
For a while he was a sex columnist for Cosmopolitan; he also once got himself completely waxed in the name of journalism. 
He only mentions this because it hurt. 

Jay is a former Young Journalist of the Year, Critic of the Year and Restaurant Critic of the Year, though not all in the same year. 
In 2018 he was named Restaurant Writer of The Year in the Fortnum and Mason Food and Drink Awards. Somehow, he has also found time to write four novels and five works of non-fiction. 

He performs live all over the country, both with his one man shows and as a pianist with his jazz ensemble, The Jay Rayner Quartet. 
He is a regular on British television, where he is familiar as a judge on MasterChef and, since 2012 has been the chair of BBC Radio 4’s food panel show The Kitchen Cabinet. He likes pig.

Twitter @jayrayner1